Ladies and gents, it's time to pimp your hide.
Yes, your skin.
You don't want a face that looks permanently disappointed. Because there is so much to be excited about.
We wanna keep it tight.
We wanna be smooth criminals (say no to crack by the way, in any shape or form).
You also don't need to get a backstreet face lift, or book yourself a flight in a rocket and use G-force therapy to get your face smooth, or whatever end of the extreme you're on.
Yes you are tired of arriving and your face joining you a few seconds later.
Yes, you are tired of jokes about 'maps' and 'character'.
So let's sort this sh#t out! Four steps to get yourself pep.
1. Oolala Blu Phuzion Moisturising Eye Cream.
This helps the skin repair itself and keeps the delicate area around the eye smooth and hydrated.
Peptide Matrixyl (no relation of the Matrix movies) stimulates Collagen production and helps heal the lower layers of the skin.
This cream is suitable for all skin types.
2. Oolala Blu Phuzion Anti-Ageing Facial Moisturising Serum (Oil Free.)
Peptides work to reduce wrinkles, including on the forehead and mouth, by keeping the skin in the relaxed state, achieving a Botox-like muscle-relaxing effect.
It also helps strengthen the skin.
It minimises eye puffiness and fluid retention under the eyes, controls inflammation and improves firming and elasticity of the skin.
In a clinical study with 60 volunteers, a reduction of 350% of the appearance of wrinkles was shown after use for 84 days.
This product also contains Hyaluronic acid, which plays an important role in tissue hydration, lubrication and cellular function.
3. Oolala Blu Phuzion Facial Intelligence Gel.
Three main ingredients help work magic.
Celligent uses a unique cell repair technology.
A peptide repairs the barrier layer of the skin, which increases elasticity and ultimately pulls the skin tighter.
Skin Repair Bio adds lipids or fats to the skin barrier layer which enforces the repair function.
Phyto milk is a non-greasy moisturiser similar to what Cleopatra used to bathe in.
This moisturiser combines Aloe extract and Sesame oil extract to repair and moisturise.
It is a unisex anti-ageing face serum.
4. Oolala.Blu-Phuzion Serum Eye Gel.
This is a 4-in-1, combining four peptides.
Lipolight is a reflective agent and absorbs UV light.
Within 15 minutes it reduces the appearance of fine wrinkles.
Matrixyl is a revolutionary treatment for wrinkles and an alternative to retinol and vitamin C. It repairs the Matrix and the epidermal-dermal junction.
Eyeseryl helps drain fluid and reduce puffiness.
Haloxyl solves the problem of dark circles around the eyes.
That's a lot of science to take in, but that's exactly what it is – an awesome lot of cutting edge science for your skin to take in.
Oolala has really put in the research to deliver beautifully packaged revolutionary products that will turn you into a beautiful package.
Think smooth sophistication, and it's affordable!
Once in a blue moon something like this comes along that really gets us going.
Oh, and when people ask what's your secret, just say you found something that puts some 'pep' in your step.
It's like crack, only its for your skin, plus there's no comedown. And it's legal. Oolala's your dealer.
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